Corrupt Wish Game

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:28 am

Granted but your Kate Moss and have to put up with Pete Doherty..

I wish i had long smooth legs

Kira Dias · Post by **Kira Dias** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:11 am

Granted, but you cannot wear pantyhose.

I wish my breasts were as big as my prosthesis (E-cup)

(*Side Note: I realize that I would look silly being 6'4 1/2" and 290lbs. with "C"-cup breasts)

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:15 am

6'4"

Granted but they grow on your back

I wish i could wear my heels to work

Post by **Celia** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:24 pm

Granted, but they'll be obligatory, and finances will force you to work evenings as well as days.

I wish I could shape-shift at will between male and female.

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:15 am

Granted but it's female baboon...

I wish i had more time to dress

Stephanie W · Post by **Stephanie W** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:07 am

Granted but it's in a suit and tie 24/7

I wish I had more time 'in' a dress and heels.

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:03 am

Granted but it's in a shop window display

I wish my nails wouldn't keep breaking

Stephanie W · Post by **Stephanie W** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:58 pm

Granted but you must use a smaller hammer next time.

I wish I could wear my hair long.

Daniel · Post by **Daniel** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:41 pm

Granted but your hair also grows over your eyes, making it hard for you to see.

I wish I had a $1,000 Victoria's Secret gift certificate!

Stephanie W · Post by **Stephanie W** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:57 pm

OK, let's get this one going again....

Granted, but it's expired.

I wish to be the lead girl on a cheerleader team.

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:58 am

Granted, but it's for the Siberian Men's Dog Sled Team in Nome, Alaska.

I wish that I can always find the 'perfect outfit' for the occasion.

Post by **DonnaT** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:52 am

Granted, but someone else already owns it.

I wish my wife wasn't set against me wearing a skirt when I want.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:34 am

Granted - but you only have one skirt and your wife is already wearing it!

I wish I hadn't put a £30 monthly spending limit on my clothes allowance!

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:26 pm

Okay let's get this one going again.

Granted, BUT you must donate twice as much as you spend to the local charities.

I wish I could dress as Kandis to come to work every day.

Post by **DonnaT** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:34 pm

Granted, but the job is in a "clean room" where you have to cover everything up in white coveralls, wear gloves, a face mask and a microfiber hairnet.

I wish I could comfortably and properly wear women's size 14 skirts again.