Daughter's Prayer

[Danette]

Daughter's Prayer

A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.
Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"

[Sally]

The weary old doctor was woken in the middle of the night by the phone ringing.

When he answered, a very distraught panicky woman said,”Doctor, it’s Mrs Jones, you have to come right away, our 4 year old daughter has just swallowed a contraceptive.”

The doctor dressed swiftly and was just walking out the door when the phone rang again and Mrs Jones said in a more relaxed voice with a sigh of relief,”You don’t have to come after all doctor, my husband just found another one.”

[Jeannie]

That was good one like always Sally! You joke machine you!
My wife Mini who lives elsewhere but we're still married came over this morning on her way to school. I had to swap cars and take her's in for service. She looked pretty good and I said something stupid Sally. "Hey Hon. How about a quickie!"
She replied "As opposed to what?".....OUCH!


Love
Jeannie

PS. That was only a joke Sally. At this stage in my life my interest in romance is nill. I could fall into a barrel of boobies and come up sucking my thumb! Who Knew! Keep em' coming Hon. I'll steal them all. I'm not proud! I'll post them on My Space but most there won't get them. I believe 90% of the people on My Space have had the high of the future. Yeah Sally! PFL! Pre frontal lobotomies! They make George W. Bush look like a Mensa member! It's funny!

[Sally]

Jeannie, you're hilarious....


The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.

"How was work, dear?" his wife asks.
"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks sweetly.

"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! Alright! Is that alright with you?
Can't I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?"

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself...

"Well, I guess it's that time of the month!"

[Jeannie]

Sally. When when Mini was still here she suggested I try Cialis. You know. The weekender! I remember her saying to me" Honey. Would like breakfast?"
"No thanks. Im not hungry." I replied

"Hey Honey' she said"How about lunch?"

"No Thanks Hon. I'm busy."

"Hey Sweety. Would you like supper?"

"No. I'm still busy" I replied

Then she said" Look Hon. I'm freaking starving! Get the F--- off of me!"




Love
Jeannie

[Gaven McLaren]

Jeannie that was a great joke.