Computer problems

[Sally]

There was the fellow who couldn’t get his computer to work so he calls up the puter technician.

The technician arrives and in a few seconds has the computer working, he then gives the fellow the minimum bill for his time and prepares to leave. As he’s walking away the fellow asks him what the problem was and the technician says it was an id ten t error.

The fellow didn’t want to appear ignorant but nonetheless says,” What’s an id ten t error in case I have to fix it again?”

The technician says, “ Haven’t you ever heard of an id ten t error?”

The fellow says, “ No, never.”

The technician says, “ Well, write it down in large letters so you don’t forget it.”

So the fellow writes it down………









IDIOT

[KathyB]

Sally: We always called that PEBKAC -- "Problem exists between keyboard and chair"

[SilverLady(SO)]

ID10T !!!

PEBKAC !!! First time I've ever heard that one, Zippy!!

Love & Hugs to each of you!!

- SL

[Jadeanne]

Then there is the code 16 error - most users' heads are 16 inches from the screen.

Jadeanne

[Gaven McLaren]

I have said "The problem with the computer is a loose nut between the keyboard and the chair"

On this same note my grandmother called me the other day and asked about upgrading her anti-virus software. I walked her through doing that and she stated that it had recently told her she had a Trojan and it repaired it. She then asked " A Trojan is that like the condom and it will keep other viruses out?"
I replied as best I could without laughing too hard "No a Trojan is like the Trojan horse it opens up a back door to grant access to your computer."
Then with out her missing a beat she replied "But I am not Greek."
I had to end the call after having her repeat it on speaker phone so my buddy could hear it as well. I laughed about it all day.

[KimberlyS]

I use both ID10T PEBKAC