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01011001
01001111
01010101

01001110
01000101
01010010
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I guess no one likes my nerdy humor
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I looked at it last night. I looked at it and my nerdy side started to decipher the code. Then the kids came in and I had to quit.

I think I posted this one a long time ago, but to give you insight into my nerdy side:

THE SEX LIFE OF THE ELECTRON
by D.C. Current


One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad
decided to seek a cute little coil to let him discharge.

He picked up Millie-Amp and took her for a ride on his
Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around the sine waves and stopped in the magnetic field by a flowing current.

Micro-farad, attracted by Millie-Amps characteristic curves,
soon had her fully charged and excited her resistance to a
minimum. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency
and lowered her reluctance.

He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her
socket connecting them in parallel, and began short circuiting her
resistance shunt. Fully excited, Millie-Amp mumbled, "OHM - OHM -
OHM".

With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating
by his current flow, her shunt began to overheat and Micro-farad
was rapidly discharged and drained of every electron.

They fluxed all night, trying various connections and
sockets, until his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its
field strength.

Afterwards, Millie-Amp tried self induction and damaged her
solenoids. With his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was
unable to excite his field, so they spent the rest of the night
reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.


Hugs from another nerdette. :bigsmile:
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I love it Kyra
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'Nerdy' Kimberly - Sorry, hon, but I've long forgotten how to read binary code, as I haven't read it since senior year in high school (Class of 1980)! I know that Zippy and CJ can read it, as well as a few others - and for that, I'm jealous!!

'Nerdy' Kyra - I loved your cute story, which I was able to follow quite well as my dad was an electrician.

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Hey, thats my tehcnology your talking about....keep it clean, keep it clean,

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Post by GalicianGirl(SO) »

At one time I used to know how to read binary codes. If I remember right it is quite easy. Am I missing something? Is there something funny with this particular code? Maybe I'm having one of my brainless days but I just see numbers that add up to numbers... #-o Someone please enlighten me...

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I was thinking I may get some more comments, but maybe many here are not as proud to be a nerd. I is one glasses and all.

A 01000001
B 01000010
C 01000011
D 01000100
E 01000101
F 01000110
G 01000111
H 01001000
I 01001001
J 01001010
K 01001011
L 01001100
M 01001101
N 01001110
O 01001111
P 01010000
Q 01010001
R 01010010
S 01010011
T 01010100
U 01010101
V 01010110
W 01010111
X 01011000
Y 01011001
Z 01011010
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01011001
01001111
01010101

01001110
01000101
01010010
01000100
:haha: You nerd!! {But I like you, anyway!!}

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