A straight man, a trans-sexual, and a crossdresser

[Bethany]

A straight man, a trans-sexual, and a crossdresser were drinking coffee together in a Starbucks window and watching the passing crowd. A very busty, well-dressed, and attractive woman walked into view. "Look at those tits !", exclaimed the straight man getting up from his seat for a better view. "Doesn't she move beautifully", sighed the trans-sexual enviously. The crossdresser drank some coffee and observed, "Her lipstick is all wrong for that frock."

[Lisa(SO)]

That described Elayne!! Great joke Bethany

[SilverLady(SO)]

Thanks, Bethany! That joke described Virginia, too!!



- SL

[Virginia]

Hey, what joke????? Gee all the CD did was try to help out a fellow human being that evidently did not have a clue on how to dress appropriately. Just because we have good taste and want to help others and wearing the proper shade of lipstick is critical to the best presentation that you can make in public and that no one ever coached the poor unfortunate on how to dress when she goes out in public and I wonder what kind of coffee they were drinking and should they not be back at work by now or are they the three that have their own business together in an LLC and were the hero's of the football field in HS or was it college and I remember one of them was the first cheerleader to break the gender barrier and they each support ... well they support some good and some bad and, I'm sorry, what was the question?? Oh, weren't we talking about proper make-up application? Anyway, its time for "News For Blonds!" Perky world news!
Virginia

[SilverLady(SO)]

Um, honey, I think you've had wwwaaaaaayyyyyy too much caffeine consumption for the day!!



- SL

[Kyra]

Virginia, I liked your commentary just as much as the joke!


Thanks ladies!