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True Story?!

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A guy robs a bank in the skyscraper where he works - during his lunch hour and gets away with it. That afternoon his girlfriend stops by and he asks her to deposit the ill-gotten loot for him.
Yes, you are way ahead of me and yes the jails are full of these idiots!
She not only uses the same bank but goes into the same branch in the building to make the deposit and the FBI and cops are still there gathering evidence from his robbery!
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You know the old saying "Crooks are stupid."
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Post by SilverLady(SO) »

I hazard a guess that the bank robber was a brunette, and he forgot that his girlfriend was a blonde, requiring very detailed instructions, and written out in very clear block printing!! :P :P

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LOL LOL

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:lol: :lol: LOL SL LOL :lol: :lol:
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You got to luv them idiots :) I use to like the TV show Worlds Dumbest Criminals. People are unbelievable sometimes. :roll:

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Well, at least he didn't buy a Winnebago, turn on the cruise control, and go in back to make himself a sandwich! #-o
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