Theatre Goer

[Sally]

A theatre usher is walking down the theatre aisle when she sees a man sprawled across three seats.

She approaches him and says, “ I’m sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”
The man just groans but doesn’t budge.

She says,” Sir, if you don’t move I’m going to call the manager.”

He again just groans, which infuriates the usher, so off she goes to get the manager.

The manager comes up to the guy and says,”Sir, you have to move, you can’t sprawl out across three seats.”

The guy just groans at him, so the manger tries to physically move him, but to no avail, so the manager says,”Sir, if you don’t move I’m going to call the Police.”

The guy just groans so off the manager goes and gets the Police.

The cop arrives and says to the man,”Now look here my good man, you have to move or else.”
The man just groans at him, so the cop says, “ Now what’s your name and where are you come from?”


The guy says, “Bill Smith and I’m from the balcony.”

[Virginia]

and ............. damn! I can't fly!
uh sorry!
Virginia

[SilverLady(SO)]

- SL

PS: I was thinking the same thing, Virginia, so don't be sorry!!

[Kyra]

...and so his view from the balcony was... SMASHING!

[Lisa(SO)]

Thanks for the laugh!!