This guy was speeding along a country road on his motorcycle and was getting colder by the minute.
He stops and checks his gear and finds there’s a hole ripped in his leather jacket in the chest area.
Being a rather smart fella he takes off his jacket and puts it on back the front and zips it up..
He takes off again and speeds up to a very high speed and is thinking to himself what a smart fella he is turning his jacket around back the front as he’s now staying nice and warm seeing the hole in the jacket is now at the back.
Unfortunately as he rounds a bend at high speed a cow walks out in front of him and he runs off the road and smashes into a tree.
A car comes along and the first fella goes to render aid to the motorcyclist.
More cars pull up and eventually an ambulance arrives. The ambulance attendant jumps out, runs over to the bike and asks if the cyclist is still alive.
The guy who pulled up first said,” Well he was showing signs of movement before, but he’s gone quiet since I turned his head round facing the right way."
A turn for the worse
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Sally
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A turn for the worse
Watch nature, because it’s our greatest teacher, it moves and flows and moves on again. We can never be free until we disengage, so allow life to flow as you find it. The way it is, is the way it is.
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since I ride and there are two "biker" movies currently running here, the joke ain't all that funny!!! 
Now if you want to talk about eating bugs or pavement or how about this one. I had a friend who was in Tampa, FL where he attended U of T - now this was quite a while ago, but he is in shorts, a tee shirt and flip flops sitting at a light on his bike. He looks in his rearview mirror and just knows that the car comming up behind him is not going to stop, he right. He described the bird'e eye view he got of the intersection as he sailed over most of it, about 10 - 15 feet in the air. Would you believe that except for the expected bumps and bruises cuts and abrasions he survived. Here is the punch line --- this guy tells the cop --------- ready for this??? My friend backed into him!!!!
Virginia
Now if you want to talk about eating bugs or pavement or how about this one. I had a friend who was in Tampa, FL where he attended U of T - now this was quite a while ago, but he is in shorts, a tee shirt and flip flops sitting at a light on his bike. He looks in his rearview mirror and just knows that the car comming up behind him is not going to stop, he right. He described the bird'e eye view he got of the intersection as he sailed over most of it, about 10 - 15 feet in the air. Would you believe that except for the expected bumps and bruises cuts and abrasions he survived. Here is the punch line --- this guy tells the cop --------- ready for this??? My friend backed into him!!!!Virginia
First star to the right, then straight on 'till mornin!
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That was good Sally! 
The best one I ever heard was right here a couple of years back. I laugh every time I read it. (Made myself a copy and passed it on to a few biker friends of mine.)
Carolynn posted it here:
http://crossdressers-forum.com/forums/v ... php?t=2055
Hugs,
Kyra
The best one I ever heard was right here a couple of years back. I laugh every time I read it. (Made myself a copy and passed it on to a few biker friends of mine.)
Carolynn posted it here:
http://crossdressers-forum.com/forums/v ... php?t=2055
Hugs,
Kyra
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. - Leonardo DaVinci