True story from the police files:
This guy is arrested for something (missed that part) he is taken to jail and he calls his sister-in-law and askes her to bring his little portable safe down to the jail so he can open it and get money to pay his bail! She dutifully does so. He places the safe on the desk sergeant's counter, dials in the combination, opens the door and out falls his money ----------along with about 16 ozs. of cocaine!
but it ain't mine, it ain't mine I tell you!!!!!
say nite nite ----idiot!
another - the jails are full of 'em
Moderator: KimberlyS
-
Virginia
- Goddess of the Universe
- Posts: 5543
- Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:06 pm
- Location: Strange Magic Hill
another - the jails are full of 'em
First star to the right, then straight on 'till mornin!