I get dressed quickly, then lay my close on a chair close to me, usually jeans and a heavy zipper loose fitting shirt.
I can quickly dive into the pants, even with a dress on and put the shirt over myself, forms and all, in the event of an emergency (someone at the door). Family home early etc.
Today, for some odd reason, I tried some new eyebrow makeup. Even though my wife knows of my dressing, I don't do so in front of her right now, because of baby steps. Well she came home and I quickly changed and all was well, except that is, my shaped eyebrows....
She says "Did you shave your eyebrows?" .... Err, no, just put on some eyeliner. "I'm really worried about you", she says. I said, "don't worry about me, just support me". She asked me where I got the makeup and I told her from her case in the bathroom.. She said to use the "Other one below the sink, it is cheap stuff".
Sooooo, I've graduated from none to the cheap struff.. I figure that is another baby step???