Died and gone to Heaven.

[Curly(SO)]

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. "Mary...Mary?"

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, and I have

Breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.

I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.

After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again.?

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."

[SilverLady(SO)]

. . . and perfectly timed for the appearance of the Easter Bunny!!



- SL

[Sally]

............................... good one Curly.


A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,
"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and furwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?" She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a thit!"

[Curly(SO)]

...another good one!

[Kyra]

[Lisa(SO)]

Thanks for the laughs girl!

[Virginia]

My python well.............. never mind! The neighbors are counting kids again! sorry 'bout that!
Virginia