Jesus Drives.....

[Carolynn]

What Does Jesus Drive?

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger."

Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple."

Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it."

Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?"

"From my Daddy," said Little Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'"

[SilverLady(SO)]

A red pickup truck, eh? Well, I guess he was in a burgundy Buick LeSabre yesterday . . . !!!



- SL

[Virginia]

I have it on good authority that the Guy has a whole stable of cars and trucks and He can't drive any of them very well! You should be on a motorcycle and watch Him - He's a maniac!!!!
Virginia

[Connie]

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."