Paddy and Mick are on the top of a cliff. Paddy puts two parrots under his armpits and leaps off. Mick puts two budgies under his armpits and does likewise.
As you can imagine, they both reach terminal velocity fairly quickly, hit the ground hard, and survive by pure luck and a very soft piece of ground at the bottom.
Waking up several days later in intensive care Paddy says, “I don’t think much of this Parrotgliding stuff”, to which the Mick replies, “No kidding. Budgie jumping really sucks too!”
Two guys on a cliff.
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Two guys on a cliff.
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It's not the jump itself but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts so much!! 
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