Cat-a-trosphic

[Carolynn]

CAT JOKES
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> Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
> She had mittens.
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> What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
> One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause
> before the pause.
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> What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
> A peeping tom.
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> Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
> Too many cheetahs.
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> What is a cat's favorite song?
> Three Blind Mice.
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> What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
> Claw Enforcement.
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> Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
> For kitty littering.
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> Why are cats better than babies?
> Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
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> What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
> Hiss and Tell.
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> What does a cat do when it gets mad?
> It has a hissy fit.
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> What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
> The purrpatrator.
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> What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
> He stole the whole show!
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> What is a cat's favorite colour?
> Purrrrrrrple!
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> Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
> The retail store.
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> What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
> A mice cream cone.
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> What do cats use to make coffee?
> A purrcolator.
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> What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
> A duck filled fatty puss.
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> Why is the cat so grouchy?
> Because he's in a bad mewd.
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> How does the cat get its own way?
> With friendly purrsuasion.
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> What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
> An eskimew.
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> What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
> Mice Krispies.
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> How do cats end a fight?
> They hiss and make up.
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> What is the cat's favorite magazine?
> Good Mousekeeping.
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> What is a cat's favorite car?
> The Catillac.
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> What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
> A Lawn Meower.
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> Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
> Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
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> What do you use to comb a cat?
> A catacomb.
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> Why did the cat run from the tree?
> Because it was afraid of the bark!

[SilverLady(SO)]

Hmmmm . . . methinks that "the bad jokes thread" needs to be brought back to life again!!



- SL

[KathyB]

SL: Is that a request? 'cause I've got a few REALLY bad ones I can dredge up..

[SilverLady(SO)]

I'm sure you can, sweetheart - - and I've just read yours and Sally's over there, and that's definitely where they belong!!

Bad jokes, yes - - but they sure do put a smile on my face!!

Love ya!

- SL