Well you will not believe this but today my wife ask why I wasn't dressed.
Honey you wanted the kitchen done (sweep and mopped) and she saids yes but why are you not dressed?.
I saids well, and she saids NO go get dressed, now what am I supposed to do?. Ya ya I know go get dressed, well that wasn't enough as I had painted my new nails the night before and she wanted to see they on me.
So after I get dressed she saids you need to wash that wig go change to the other one and we will wash it. Ladies by now I am lost and am wondering what kind of drugs she has taken. So a long story short she tells me she just wants me to be happy. Now is that love or not?.
I just wish there were more GG in the world who understand our needs and yes SL you are one of them
Thanks, Carol Ann . . . and do give your wife a great big hug, and another one from us, too!!
Love ya!!
- SL
SilverLady(SO) - Native Motor City and Wolverine gal . . . GO BLUE!! - Molon Labe - Saepius Exertus, Semper Fidelis - Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum - Proud Military Family - Navy, Army, Coast Guard, National Guard
Isn't it wonderful when things like that happen! Just yesterday my wife said "we need to get to that sale today, I see some shoes in the sale flyer that would look great on you", and she certainly wasn't pointing out any men's shoes, we didn't go yesterday, but maybe tonight.
DeniseD
Gosh Carol Ann, aren't you just the luckiest lady in the world right now? Please do remember to give your lovely bride a huge THANK YOU from all of us for being one of those most rare and precious women.
Hi Carol Ann
You lucky gal you! If it's drugs she's taking get her some more! I had to go to Mini's Condo on Christmas eve and got "The Call" before I came over as usual. "You better not come here dressed as a woman!" What a gal!
Enjoy the ride Hon. I can't even get up on the horse! Get this Carol Ann.
This past saturday morning I get in early at the shop to do rush jobs. At 8am theWarden calls and says" I'm in the Stop and Shop parking lot and have a flat tire. Can you come over and fix it?"
I go over and put on the donut spare and she says
"I'm afraid to drive far on that tire. I'm going out tonight." Wonderful!
I bring the tire back to the shop to fix th flat and there's a split in the sidewall. I call her at her condo and say" Mini! That tire is no good! What did you do!" "Ooo!" She says" I ran over an island in the parking lot"
I call three tire dealers and the tire is discontinued. She has a Subaru and you can't put a different tire on an all wheel drive car. She drives done the shop and $400 bucks later for me has a new set of tires.
I go back to the shop and she calls again and says"There's a scraping sound when I turn the wheel" She comes back down my shop and the front right tire is scraping the wheel well and is looking a bit funky.
I call Rich, my mechanic who only works on Subarus and he says" Bring it in on Monday" I get up this morning and go to Mini's condo to take her school and drop her car off at Rich's garage with my son.. It's finished at 1pm.
Of course Mini calls and says" Could you pick it up and drop it off at school for me?" I go up with my son John Paul and get stuck with a $785 dollar repair bill for a bent tie rod and control arm. Add that to the $400 bucks for the tires and it's great start to the New Year.
Then tonight my daugther Katie who is taking graduate courses at Leslie College in Cambridge Mass calls and says"Hi Dad. How are you? I need some money." I'm a printer not an ATM! Looks like another month of working in my shop all night and living on chicken and wine washed down with Pabst Blue Ribbon and anti depressants. You wonder why I take Paxil? I need Thorazine or better yet PFL. A Pre Frontal Lobotomy! Pass me over the ice pick will ya!
What's the difference between a estranged wife and a pitbull ladies?
The pitbull eventually lets go! Oh the humanity! I'm doomed!
Hey Carol Ann. You're ex military. If you happen to have a surplus cruise missle in the house I'll give you my coordinates and let that sucker fly and put me out of my misery. Give me one hour and I'll take Marley over my Aunt Pearls and do her meds and get her Depends at Walgreens before you toast me. Thanks so much Hon. You're a doll! Hugs girls.
Love
Auntie Jeannie, Slave to all humanity!
PS I just got a nasty message from some Bozo on MySpace about trannies. Boy! Did he pick a wrong night. This will be fun. I'll make you ladies proud. I'm smokin' tonight! He'll be sorry. Lorna is going to love this one!
BTW, Jeannie, dear, I'm going to need a new set of 17" tires on my 4WD Jeep, along with a new set of brakes and rotors and a FEA . . . shall I just put the charges on your tab?!?
Love ya, hon!
- SL
SilverLady(SO) - Native Motor City and Wolverine gal . . . GO BLUE!! - Molon Labe - Saepius Exertus, Semper Fidelis - Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum - Proud Military Family - Navy, Army, Coast Guard, National Guard
Hey, don't try and figure it out, as you'll never be able to. Just enjoy it and see where it goes. A nice surprise though, huh? Maybe she'll ask you to go get groceries next time as Carol? Hey, you have to aim high.
Jeannie
You never mentioned if you were dressed or not when you ran all those expensive errands. If your ex is so dependent on that Bank of Jeannie, the least you can do is let "her" hand over that cash with a friendly smile. That would be sweet! Look on the bright side hun, at least you didn't have to pay in CDN $$$.
Hi Girls
Hey Carol Ann. Forget the C notes girl. I do ones. Nobody checks!
If you Silver Lady or any gal on here have any big car repair bills just go to my website : I"m a sucker dot .com". My Master card number is there. A few more people using it won't make much difference.
As for you Stephanie W, I just put a photo of me on Saturday morning atempting to fix her tire with a huge split in the sidewall. If I came on a tire call glammed up she'd kill me.
IT's all my fault. I can't say no! Mini just called and is going to Boston to see Katie and wants to take the bus. She said she needs a ride to the bus station in Hartford on Saturday morning. It's the only non stop. It leaves at 5:30 am.
You would be proud of me ladies. I stood my ground and said" OK. What time do I have to pick up?" Sorry. I wimped out again. Rats!
Love
Auntie Jeannie
PS. Carol Ann. You'll appreciate this. I do perfing for other shops. One called me at 4 pm today and said"I have 2000 8 1/2 x 11 three panel brochures and just need a couple of scores. Could I have it tomorrow morning?"
I had to go out and told them to just drop it off on the loading platform.
I got back at 5:30 and thinking two scores, no problem.
Yeah. Couple of scores? It had two scores also the last panel need another perf to tear off the back panel and a coupon that needed to boxed in a perf and two slits for a business card. It took me a freakin' hour and half to make up the form and I have to go back down now and run the damn thing.
I'm the town sucker. It's quite an honor though. It's a warm and comfy feeling being abused by everyone I know! It's called"Bad Love"
Proud Military Family - Navy, Army, Coast Guard, National Guard 
Just C Notes? What about all the other notes?!? 
