Anyway, I started this afternoon at Lane Bryant. Everything was Buy One, get 1/2 off on a Second Item. I bought a couple of tops. Next I went to Shoe Carnival and picked out a cute pair of brown sneakers. From there I drove across town to Greenbrier Mall. I picked out a couple of new OPI colors from Trade Secret, and broke character just a bit to buy a model airplane (an F-4 Phantom) at Hungate's and an anime DVD (Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex - Solid State Society) from FYE.
On the way back from the mall, I stopped at Wally World for a few grocery items. All day long, I had not encountered a single hostile person, nor endured a single derogatory remark. People have been as nice as can be. Anyway, as I was loading the truck, a car pulled into the next parking space over. The driver, a thirtyish African American man, rolled down the window and motioned to me. I leaned over, and he says (and I quote), "I saw you in WalMart, and I thought you were pretty cute. Do you have a phone number so we can hook up sometime?"
I took a breath, and said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a lesbian, and I don't think my girlfriend would approve."
He muttered under his breath, rolled up the window, and drove away.
On the one hand, I suppose I should have been flattered. I suppose I should also feel bad for lying. I just wish I had a girlfriend to back up the claim.